I fell inlove with a girl called
Amanda, but don’t have the guts
to ask her out. So I met a native doctor called “Baba wey sabi”. All he demanded from me was 1 month BIS money which I paid
and he gave me a ring called
“Touch and Follow”. He said “all i need to do is touch her with this ring and she will follow “. I was excited because that’s pretty
easy. The next day, when she was
passing, I created a scene just to
draw her attention and touched
her like it was a mistake. I was
expecting her to follow me, but
she didn’t, rather she moved on
and was pressing her phone. I got disappointed and went home. On getting home, I checked my phone and saw 9 notifications showing Amanda Equitox Omokri is now following me on twitter,
instagram, kik, badoo, viber and
sent me a friend request on facebook, sent me a message on whatsapp and 2go. I called Baba immediately to inform him and he replied me. “My son we have upgraded, everything is now digital” bye bye to rural village welcome to global village. That’s why I did not ask for cock, brain of mosquito,vulture-eye and groundnut oil but BIS to keep me online!

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